I walked in FiG's classroom this morning and was asked to sign an incident report from last Friday. "A friend was trying to sit in her spot and she bit them."
And to think I went the whole weekend thinking she made it a whole day without biting someone at school. Yes, biting has become a regular thing. In fact, she practiced on me all weekend. And my "mom tone" is hi-freaking-larious to her.
I-teeth seem to have retreated in fear. F'ers.