Diversion

A sure way to create a diversion when brushing a three year old's sticky, knotted hair is to poke said three year old in the eye.

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New flip flops are the most awesomest thing ever in the whole widey world. Much more awesome than the dinner in front of me at the table.

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Nevermind about the black widow right outside our living room window. Spiders are special because they make webs. They are the only bugs that make webs. Kinda like bees are the only bugs that make honey. (shiver)